Koizumi Park
Part 5
Loser's "it"!
Rock, paper...
Scissors!
Aw, I'm "it"?
Who are you?!
I'm Yoshiko!
Not what I meant!
Better run, or I'm gonna get you!
Screw it! Run, you guys!
Stop right there!
Holy crap!
Wait, what happened to tag?!
What the heck are you?
If you absolutely must know...
I'm a master player!
No idea what that means, but wow!
But you're a grown-up. Is it okay for you to play all day?
You betcha!
What are you doing out here, you idiot?
Uh-oh. It's Akuru the Killer!
"Killer"?!
Run for your lives!
Hey, wait!
Turn yourself in or the girl gets it.
He is a killer!
I'll have to...
use the swing to build momentum and hit him with a dropkick!
Whee, this is fun!
Yoshiko!
Her face looks all naughty!
And her panties are showing!
A-kun, you perv!
But if you want to see them...
Stare! Stare to your heart's content!
Yoshiko!
You killer! Stay away from Yoshiko!
You'll have to go through us first!
No. Run, boys. Save yourselves.
No way, you idiot.
We're friends, aren't we?
You guys...
Okay! Let's join forces and beat A-kun!
Yeah!
Just so you know,
this girl is an idiot to the core.
I'm trying to get her to study. That's all.
So what?
Every test she takes,
she gets a zero!
Do you really get zeros on everything?
Well, yeah.
And all you do is play all day?
Not all day.
I eat, sleep, and play.
She's a failure of a grown-up!
You don't have time to play with us!
Of course I do!
Of course you don't! Get a grip on reality!
What, you say?
You children...
Have all your hopes been lost and broken by modern society already?!
Society's lost all hope for you.
So it's people like that who are ruining this country.
We'd better try hard to turn it around.
Part 6
Look at that.
How awful.
Let's play when we get home, A-kun!
I'm studying when I get home.
Bother me, and I'll kill you.
Okay! Let's play!
Um...
What?
If you sit like that, you might drop a doodie.
Like hell I will!
You screwing with me?!
I'm serious here!
Hey, Yoshiko...
Who the hell're you?
Well?!
H-Hold on, just let me explain.
A-kun, you look so uncool right now.
Oh, shut up!
Hey, actually, you look kinda cute.
He's not talking to you.
Come play with me for a bit.
N-No, thank you.
Yoshiko-chan?
If you want to play,
I'll play with you!
I wanna play!
Outta the way, you idiot!
Well said, brother!
Get lost!
Yoshiko-chan!
Come on, let's play.
No!
I see.
No one ever wanted to play with you,
so you don't know how to ask others to play.
I totally get it!
Not being able to play when you want to is painful!
But it's okay now!
I'll play with you!
Hey! Get off me!
You numbskull!
Just shut up.
Just shut up and play with me!
No one... No one has ever looked at me and seen me before...
But she...
I'm...
I'm a moron! Will you still accept me?!
It's okay. I'm an idiot, too.
Sis!
Sis, I...
Sis!
Oh, A-kun-san, you have a sister?
Yeah, a younger one.
She's super cute!
But to be honest...
I'm a lot cuter than her!
Part 7
I'm home.
Welcome back, Onii-chan!
Oh!
Heya, Ruri-chan!
Ugh! Yoshiko?!
Stay away! I don't want idiot cooties!
I can't refuse a request from my cute Ruri-chan.
But I refuse!
Onii-chan!
Are you okay?
Allow me to explain.
This girl is, without a shadow of a doubt, A-kun's sister.
But she epically fails at school! She's an idiot!
I'm not an idiot!
Right, Onii-chan?
Of course not.
You're way better than Yoshiko.
That's not a compliment!
Now, now. We're both idiots, so let's get along, yes?
I'm not like you!
Math Drills
I'm bad at school, but unlike you, I study hard every day!
Huh? You dropped something.
No, don't—
Math
1. Whole Numbers and Fractions
Akutsu Ruri
It's because she works hard that it's...
so pitiful!
Onii-chan, stop!
Math
Multiplication
Evaluate the following expressions.
Six times seven?
Um...
Oho? Multiplication? Now that's hard.
Um...
Six added to itself seven times...
Idiots that dance and idiots that don't...
One six is six...
If we're all idiots anyway, we might as well dance!
Two sixes is...
Quit distracting me, Yoshiko!
Give it up and admit it.
Yes.
Even death can't cure idiocy!
N-No...
Join me, and together, we can enjoy our idiot lives as idiot and idiot.
No...
Even if the chances are astronomically low, I...
I...
It's okay, Ruri.
Onii-chan!
Even if you're an idiot your entire life,
Onii-chan will be there to look after you.
R-Ruri?
Onii-chan...
Onii-chan,
I hate you!
And I hate Yoshiko even more!
A-Are you okay?
I'm trying my hardest...
Onee-chan, do you think I'm a failure, too?
You're not a failure!
I'm sure you'll get over your idiocy!
I love you, Onee-chan!
This girl is going to have a hard life.
side note: in fifth grade
Part 8
Class 1-2, Akutsu Akuru-kun.
His grades are top-of-the-line.
I-Is this love?
But, but... I'm the disciplinary committee president!
And he brought a lascivious magazine to school!
I want to violate your regulations.
No, don't violate my regulations!
You! Boob President!
You're that idiot from the other day!
Don't call me rude names like that!
What're you doing?
Oh, A-kun!
Huh? Aren't you the disciplinary committee president?
He remembers me!
Wait, that's not something to get elated about!
She's a dubious boobius.
Stupid, stupid me!
Are you doing another bag check?
That's right!
Since you might have another lascivious magazine on you!
I told you, that was—
Whatever. Search my bag, search my clothes, search me however you'd like.
H-However I'd like?!
I can search him... I can pat down Akutsu-kun's body all I want?!
Thank God I'm the disciplinary committee president!
Th-Then let's get started.
A-kun! Look out! Her eyes are lewd!
Something's fishy!
What?
How could I ever be lewd?
I am the disciplinary committee president!
Your nose is bleeding.
I knew it! She's after you, A-kun!
This idiot is seriously in the way.
Oh! Look there! A giant banana!
What?! Where? Where?!
Hi-ya!
Not on me! Take this!
I won't fall for the same move twice!
Well, let's see about that.
This girl... She's gotten... even better!
She's gotten even bigger!
She's good...
But I can't lose this battle!
You will not...
...get in the way...
...of this bag check!
Now there's no one to get in my way.
I'm searching every nook and cranny of your person!
Why'd you move out of the way?!
Uh, well, you're kinda scaring me.
Wh-What do you mean?
I'm simply fulfilling my duty as disciplinary committee president!
Wh-What's wrong with you?
Stay still!
Hey.
Hey, are you okay?
Akutsu-kun?
Huh?
Huh?!
Akutsu-kun's holding me?!
Akutsu-kun's holding me!
I'll be back.
O-Okay...
Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!
Next time: "Security in Senior Citizenship! Aho Girl!"